King Bonk's Campfire #7 - Get Rich or Try Dying

(Monologue, 32:00) - KB's failed get-rich-quick schemes. Head on a platter; KB's boyhood home is demolished; KB reads his fathers lips; "Its no trick to make a lot of money, if all you want is to make a lot of money"; KB as Ron Popiel; a revolution in candle technology; you can sell anything in ths country; celebrity bottom feeder; the sellabilty of suckiness; Florence Foster Jenkins; KB tries professional figure skating; winning the lottery; KB attempts to go backwards in time; bonk-o-lantern and dad; "dont worry about me, geddes" Music: Brad Sucks "Bad Attraction" (bonk remix); Evan Stone w/ Speak "Essence"; Florence Foster Jenkins courtesy of Wikipedia; some clips from Citizen Kane. PROMO: Kickass Podcast!!!! http://kickasspodcast.com/ Check them out, love the show.